Cheap Maintenance Contracts

Cause long
breakdowns !

But maximum profits
for Gates Hudson.

Are you sick of it ?!?

We are too!

Join your neighbors and make your voices heard !

Despite the thousands you pay each month in rent...

Gates Hudson Management uses the
lowest quality, cheapest elevator maintenance contract available.

But there's more !!!

Gates Hudson skipped window washing this year !

So we're holding a

Filthiest Window Contest

Who has the filthiest windows in the building?

It could be you !

Join Your Neighbors, Make Your Voices Heard !!!

Blinded By The Light

isn't just a classic rock song

It's now your daily hallway experience

Shield your eyes from the searing glare.

Now you really can wear your sunglasses at night !

Colorless Cosmo

Despite all the neglected repairs and maintenance, Gates Hudson now wants to drain all color from The Cosmopolitan.

Could corporate living get any more bland, corporate ?
Black and white.

Whacked priorities, anyone ... ????

And this is only the dereliction of duty we can see.
Imagine the carnage we can't.

Rather than invest in long neglected repairs, Gates Hudson is buying new hallway lamps and undergoing ugly redesign.
Enough is enough !

Join your neighbors! Stop Gates Hudson from driving our once beautiful building even further into the ground.

Join Your Neighbors, Make Your Voices Heard !!!

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